I'm a breeder, yes it's true (follow up to yesterday's post)

This will be a short one because I'm gettin' durnk wiff da hubby tonight on some budweiser and jack daniels! woo hoo!! Anyhoo, I'm COMPELLED to write a quick disclaimer about my CHOICE to be a breeder. I LOVE IT!! I love my wittle behbehs so much and even though I have much love and respect for the non-breeders...errr.... I mean, Childfree folks, their words don't actually make me regret being a mom. My kids rock the block!! And I love them very very much and wouldn't 'return' them even if that were something the universe allowed you to do. I should also say that I LOVED being pregnant (HA! TAKE THAT NON-BREEDERS!!) ??? ok too much JD, sorry that was stupid. Anyway, if kids didn't spew carbon into the atmosphere, if they didn't cost almost literally a fucking arm and a leg to have, if they didn't shit or puke or ask stupid questions ALL DAY LONG, I'd probably have about 10 of them by now ;)

Anyway, just needed to get that off my flat boney chest. Thanks for reading!

UPDATE: 8/12/09 I was going to make a whole new entry for this, but can't think of enough to say about it, so just adding it to this.... apparently, I'm not a breeder... DUH! I thought it was just a general term used to describe anyone who has kids, but its not. Childfree folks use it as a derogatory term for people who, for whatever reason (there's tons of different ones) probably should've never had kids. Or I'm thinking maybe people who had kids for ridiculous reasons (self-validation, because Jesus told them to, etc) are worthy of the breeder title. I was complimented by my new favorite blogger that I spoke about in my last entry... she said I was a PNB... Parent Not Breeder. :) Makes perfect sense to me. Anyhoo, just needed to let anybody reading this know that my ignorance on this topic has been corrected. ;) Also, I really really really wish I hadn't been drunk when I wrote this blog last night. I would've titled it better... I'm thinking something like this would've been more funny "I'm a breeder, yes I know, for the Bible tells me so!" and now it's too late... would be too cheesy to change it now... and it's lame that I even mention it at this point.